Back to yesterday's issue...sadly...I was too full to eat my YAM ICE CREAM!!! NOOO...I was so full I could just die of bloatedness. When to the arcade and see people play Jurassic Park..then later me and PIGGY!!!™ also went to play...AHH the game is super...you know...LAME! I lost like three lives cos I shot a victim...the dinosaur was biting a victim...and it was so small...and the game was so fast...so I just first shot...AHH lost a live..GRRR. Oh then later even worse...if you did not shoot the correct places of the dinosaur fast enough...it will just bite one of the players...the dinosaur bite PIGGY!!!™ and so she had to continously whack the yellow button to prolong her life...while I have to shoot the correct places to release her...well I REALLY DID SAVE HER BUTT...she have not even press the yellow button and I already shot all the spots...so yeah...the dinosaur kind of gently return her to the car...a bit...DUMB? THEN MME TURN!!! I ALSO GOT BITTEN!!! I whack the yellow button like mad...as I watch helplessly in despair of the fear of me incompetent partner who keeps on missing the spots!!! I prolonged me from losing a life for 20 secs and what? I STILL LOST IT!!! The dinosaur slammed me to the floor and I lost a life...PIGGY!!!™ later died and I was like..oh well...DINOSAUR EAT ME BLOATED FLESH!! I JUST HAD BUFFET!!! And YAY GAMEOVER!!

At first we wanted to go bugis and maybe shop shop...but oh well..didn't..So we went shopping for Joan's present!!! Which later became presents thanks to me being so generous! Oops...I forgot to put the " ". =x. Don't want to talk so much about it..KEKE!! Not very expensive though...hehe

Later shop shop shop...went to S&K again!!! Can't help it..OH YES. I forgotten to write this on the previous post...well it is kind of linked to Sunday. On Sunday, we went to I.P, I suppose a franchise of S&K? Saw this lovely super nice shoe selling at a dirt cheap price...and of course...one look and I told myself...If they even had my shoe size...The world will cease to exist...IS MY FOOT THAT BIG?!?! So yesterday at Tampines, within the S&K shop was I.P. too! So I decided..what the heck, let's try the biggest size, 43. Compared to the size 14 shoe I am wearing, that shoe definitely seems like it couldn't fit me! I took the shoe, loosen the shoe as much as possible...took a deep breath...plunged me foot right into the shoe and guess what?! IT WENT IN!! I meant the front went in...finally reached the last part where the back of my feet was trying to enter the shoe..PUSH PUSH!! Could not go in..NOOOO. So I bought a $12 quite nice looking cap and a nice material. Wanted to buy a cap the whole time...finaly got it! $12!! Now I.P. is another shop I look forward to, actually it is the same as S&K, cos they sell things for cheap cheap cheap price!!! Then. walking walking walking...PIGGY!!!™ turn into this shop. AHH RINGS!! Not very cool rings but I couldn't bother searching anymore..had to buy one!!! So yay! bought meself a ring and lalala!! It is time to go home! On the journey back...we took pictures of us wearing the cap! I will ask PIGGY!!!™ to upload if she even wants to help me...=( Lalala...I felt thirsty and decided to take me yellow bottle out...AHHH IT WAS MISSING!!! NOT ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND!! My mood later became very sad and disappointed as I lost me original yellow bottle not more than a month ago...NOOO!!! If I lose it again...my mother's gonna kill me...actually simply I have to pay the next bottle meself...Lol...then AHH call back home to check...AND IT IS ACTUALLY AT HOME!!! Cos PIGGY!!!™ rushed me out of me house and I forgotten to put it in my bag!!! MAO!! So yeah...before I bathed I ask me mother for a necklace she bought be which turn out to be a S.Steel dolphin...-_-" I was like...er...never mind...then she brought out this bracelet she intended to give me for me birthday...to me it felt a bit "girly" but then again...what the heck...everything on Joel looks nice..so I wore me SUPER DUPER EXTRAORDINARY COMBINATION X!!! Consisting of the RING of the lost, BRACELET of the kings, CAP OF DOOM™, werelupe claw NECKLACE, and me outfit of seduction!! WOOHOO!!! Next time whoever is lucky enough will get to see me COMBINATION X series. BYE BYE!!

Ok...guess what...IT IS ME!!! And so, now it's time for Joel's storytelling!
After waiting for so many days...finally get to go eat Seoul Garden yesterday!! WOOHOO!!!

Ahh...the ambience...(although it is mostly table and chairs and whatever...) the feeling...it is there...the feeling of....UNLIMITEDNESS!!! WOOHOO!!! Yes yes...being a fat boy naturally leads to me gluttoniness ( is there such a word?). WAHAHAHA!!! FOOD!! EVERYWHERE!!! IT IS PARADISE!! FOOD HAVEN!! FATS GALORE!!! WHATEVER!! The moment I went in..first thing I did...SMELL THE FOOD!! Oh by the way it is still raw so yeah...how nice can raw food smell...

Hmm..each person's bill came to AVG of $14. Quite cheap eh? Not a lot of variety...but DEFINITELY ENOUGH TO FILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!!! Free flow drink...free flow ice cream...food..what more can I fat boy ask for? The moment we paid...AHH faster run to the table!!! Before I even get to get off my seat to take me share of MEAT...coming by was a big plate of coffee flavoured chicken brought by Terence...the name sounds weird but...I tell you...once you try it...NON STOP WANTING FOR MORE!! Then...like a typical aunty...KEKE don't scold me!!! PIGGY!!!™ went to take a lot of prawns and cockels!!! Oh by the way...the cockels was the first thing she ever took and even after we leave....90% of cockels she took still remained untouched!!! Cos they just refused to open! Like I even care whether they do!!

Intermission...
AHHHH!!! I just remembered I have to go to school tmr to organise some stupid game for orientation next year!! But tmr is a some sort dry run...where I have to organise for the OGLs themselves...WHICH IS JUST AS BAD! The worst part is...I have no idea what the game is about or even the title...I don't even know how many people will be playing the game and..AHH!!! DARN IT STRESS!!!

Ok back to yesterday...(zzz i can't stop worrying about what to do tmr...) Anyway...we ate and ate and ate and ate like there was no tomorrow...AHH WHY DID I HAVE TO MENTIONED TOMORROW!!! I can still feel the coffee chicken and prawns in my stomach up till now...think I ate too much yesterday...MAO!!! They finally had me favourite YAM ICE CREAM!!! That brings me to the topic of why I love purple in the first place...cos once upon a time...there lived a boy named Joel, he loved ice creams...like most kid would actually...then one day...LIGHTNING STRUCK!!! Tremors from earthquakes!!! Raging tsunami!! Oh wrong frequency...basically, somebody, most probably my mother bought me a yam ice cream...and it was...LOVE AT FIRST LICK!! Oh the taste of it...melts in your mouth...(duh..ice cream...) ah...the coldness...(ooo i need mr. obvious to tell me it is cold...) Yeah...so that's when I started loving purple...me first brush was also purple! When you weild the brush in your hands...it just..CHANGES COLOUR!! Fascinating eh? Then years goes by...my lvoe for purple grew...and it blossomed two years ago...PURPLE FREAK!!! My pencil case has at least 5 or more purple different stuff...

Hmm...I decided to break the post up again...READ THE NEXT POST FOR REST OF THE STORY!!!

YES YES!!! I know...it has been 16 days since I last wrote ANYTHING.
I forgotten what had happened for the past two weeks! Anyway, let me recall the events on Sunday!!

On Sunday! I woke up as sleepy as ever! (I tend to get this sleepy bug on Sundays...) In me sleepy and tired mood, me still managed to go to church! Well as usual, reached there a bit late...KEKEKE..not me fault! Then I went home to get ready for going out again! OOOHHH!! Let me tell you what happen the night before.

I LOVVEEEE to bathe at night, and knowing me sleepy bug on Sundays, I bathed finished and wore me SUPER NICE OUTFIT COMBINATION X to sleep. So when I wake up on the next day, I HAVE MIRACOUSLY CHANGED!!!

Ok, back to Sunday's activity...we went out to look for clothing for me and me friend! Original plan was to go bugis street and buy clothing and maybe bag or any other things. But I couldn't resist going into one of me more favourite shop now...SAMUEL & KEVIN! (Do I get paid for advertising them?)

So later, er...what I wanna write...OH ok I remembered. OK...I FORGOTTEN THANKS TO SOMEBODY PLAYING PIANO BESIDE ME NOW!!! GRR...let me think, OH YES. I went there to look at their shirt...hmm not bad..kinda of cheap. $12!! S&K! Then while looking, me friend ask me to look at jeans! This is one thing what I like about S&K, their largest size just nice fit me...WAHAHA!! Sorry people who are fatter than me...I CAN FIT TO S&K! So me spent about $53 dollars there alone! We later walked around Bugis street, but in the end suddenly had no "mood" to buy anything from there le. For some weird reason, shopped until about 5 something then followed PIGGY!!!™ to don't know see what guitar thingy then later eat not bad a dinner!

Hmm, don't know why I suddenly feel bored...maybe I'll come back later and write some more!! For those who are reading this...SEE YOU LATER!!

MAO!! Welcome to my blog again! Today is a weird day!

Morning I woke up at 7!! Then I went down for breakfast, and not long after...I FELL ASLEEP on the sofa.
ZzzzzZzzzz until 8.15.
Woke up and slept until 8.30, then sleep until 8.45!
Just when I thought it was time for me to better get ready for school, while attempting to climb mount everest, I stopped mid-way and fell asleep in my bedroom! AHH!!! Woke up 5min later and told myself better get ready!!!
Now I reached the peak and was walking about aimlessly, passing the bathroom and to another bed at the third floor! AHH~~
Finally got ready and guess what, after changing, I went down just to fall asleep for another 5min.
Seriously some sleepy bug got into me.

Now I have reached school, AND I WAS TOO EARLY?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!?! Waited for 40min before the PW actually started!!! GRR!!! And yes...PW IS FINALLY OVER!! NO MORE!!!

Bla bla bla...came home, received a call about going for pool at 2, ate my lunch, and not surprising, fell asleep not long after eating. Zzzz....woke up almost at 2. Lol, of course I was half an hour late. I brought my wallet, handphone and my WATCH.

Had a bad day at pool!!! I lost all but one! WEH!! WHY ME!!! To make matters worse, I found out I left my WATCH at the place!!! 4 of us took a bus all the way to my house, just to hear me say that my watch isn't with me the instant we dropped the bus. Poor them had to follow me all the way there and get me watch. Wasted half an hour or so just going there to get my watch! But at least I got it!!! PHEW!!! IF not i am so DEAD!

Played bridge at my house and lalala, nice game, good strategy works and LUCK!! Need good cards!

And yeah that's it. And as I am writing this, I am almost fallnig asleep, thanks to that sleep bug.
Hope it will die tmr! Tmr I shall try restocking! WISH ME LUCK PEOPLE!! MAO MAO!!
Thanks for reading my life story! Lol, may the mao be with you!

MAO!! This is the first post of this blog!! AHH MAO MAO MAO!!! But I did not make this at all! WAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tell me you what happen to me today...

Long time ago...(about 10 hours ago...), there live this boy, a very very cute little boy. And guess what happen to him?! He woke up!! And what did he do?! He stood up from the bed DUH!

Bla bla...today wake up first thing went to com to play neopets! WHEE HEE!! Then that's about it. Play neopets to lunch time. Ate some soup dish then...SLEPT!!!

ZzzzzzZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzz....

It is 4.45 PM!!! AHHH Wake up continue playing neopets. Then watch bleach and dinner!! Now here I am! 9.42! Time to go bathe! My nose super itchy! MAO MAO! Feel free to tag, and please refrain from nonsense! Although nonsense is what I say and write most of the time! LALALALA WHEE HEE BYE BYE!!

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Joel Chong Mao™ .
SRJC (graduate) .
Birthday: 260289 .

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